She Drives Me To Drink
(Michael Houser)
We like to go out at eight
We can’t stay out late
’Cause my baby she works
We head on down to
The Barmuda Triangle
And the Nowhere Bar
She has a glass of wine
And I have a good time
She nurses hers and I doctor mine
Round ten is when we begin
To turn into pumpkins
She says I’ll drive
See she drives me to drink and I
Drive her to work
And then I go on back to bed
And think of what I’m gonna drink
When I get up
When that alarm clock rings
I begin to sing
A sad sad song
I jump into the shower then
And I’m wishing
I had a bar of that Zest
She works along way away
So I’ve got a tape
Of inspirational music
When I drop her at the gate
She says don’t you be late
She knows I won’t
When I get home again
I watch the CNN
Three times around
I crawl on back in bed
And I’m thinking about a Crown
See, I dream in red white and blue
And so do some of you
From the research I have done
So, if you will take my advice
You’ll go and find her
You’ll know the one
last updated:11/13/2005