Transcription taken from Ed Bick's Tab Site Modified for Panic's version by Scott Holcomb

Let us put men and women together
To see which one is smarter
Some say the men but I say no,
The women got the men like a puppet show

It ain't me, it's the people who say
Men are leading the women astray
I say it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way.
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
The women are smarter, that's right.

Little boy sit on the corner and cry,
Big man come and ask him why
He say I can't do what the big boys do,
The man sat down and he cried too.

It ain't me, it's the people who say
Men are leading the women astray
I say it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way.
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
The women are smarter, that's right.

Ever since the world began,
Women been mendin' the ways of man,
Listen boys, cause I got a plan,
Give it up, don't try to understand.

It ain't me, it's the people who say
Men are leading the women astray
I say it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way.
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
That's right the women are smarter,
The women are smarter, that's right.

added:9/12/1999