Transcribed by:

Daniel Gold

I was a good dog today
Dug a little bit deeper under the fence
Protecting you from the cats next door
Loud men coming to take the garbage away
Use most of my tricks to keep them off balence
Keep 'em from taking the whole house away

Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained pretty good
Eats when he's hungry
Drink water if wet tastes good

I was a good dog today
I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over
Trying to keep my spine in line
Feel my nose, it's cold and wet
I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy
Give him a dollar to pay for rent

Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained pretty good
Eats when he's hungry
Drink water if wet tastes good

Dogs, dogs are people
We got em trained in school
Sit up straight boy
You'll make more friends if you learn not to drool

Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained in school
Sit up straight, boy
You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool

added:9/10/1999