Transcribed by:

Bryan Irby Charles Trufant Transcription taken from Supercat Records Sandbox Lyrics Page

NOTE: Never played by WP, but it sure ought to be...
Known versions:
-3/9/89 Severe Driving Problems (JB & Mike)
-12/17/90 JB & Friends (performed by Mike, John Keane, and others)

I wish you were an airplane
And I could be the prop
Stuck there in front I’d spin and spin and never stop
We could fly so high you know
We’d never touch the ground
Wouldn’t need a parachute
’Cause nothing could bring us down

This is my country
Country sex song
And I will sing it a country mile long

I wish you were a car wash
And I could be a truck
I’d pull it in and watch you wash
And dry and spin and buff
And after you were finished
And I was on my way
I’d turn that truck around
And drive it through all night and day

I wish you were a strong box
And I could be the key
I’d open you up everyday to see what I could see
I’d never find you empty
And I’d never find you full
I’d always find you just in time to keep me out of trouble

I wish you were an island
Out in a deep blue sea
I’d sink my ship beside your shores
And go on happily

last updated:11/11/2005