Lyrics transcribed by:	unknown Scott Holcomb
Music transcribed by:	unknown

Intro:
Asus4    A
Asus4    A
Asus4    A   E

Verse 1:
  D                A         E
I went home with a waitress
    D            A    D   E
The way I always do
D            A          E
How was I to know
        D                 A
She was with the Russians too?

Asus4    A
Asus4    A
Asus4    A   E

Verse 2:
I was gambling in Havannah
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this

Chorus:
D       E          A          A  E  D
I'm the innocent bystander
D   E             A       A   E   D
And somehow I got stuck
D E                  A
Between a rock and a hard place
        Asus4
And I'm down on my luck

Verse 3:
I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan

(Chorus)

last updated:3/26/2001