Transcribed by:

Scott Holcomb

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      G               D
Don't   hit me with a broom
  G                D
I   must request relief
      G               D
Don't   hit me with a broom
            E                  G              D
Get another chief if you ain't got yourself a vacuum
            E                  G              D
Get another chief if you ain't got yourself a vacuum

          G                D
And don't   keep me in the car
  G                 D
I   must get to the porch
      G                D
Don't   keep me in the car
         E               G             D
A little torch will only get a girl so far
              E               G             D
Yes, a little torch will only get a girl so far

            Bm             G        D
Yes, I am a million miles away from home
               A                 D
And you're the only human here I know
                  Bm            G          D
Yes, I've been as truthful as a mammal can be
    E                   G         D
But still you insist on intertanglin'
     E                   G         D
Yes, still you insist on intertanglin'

                  G  D
And then starting ru-mors
            G  D
That we are lo-vers
         G                     D
When you know that I've been running hard in the dark
        E                     G                          D
And the only that I've been a-sleepin' with is the Cutty Sark
          E                     G                          D
Yeah, the only that I've been a-sleepin' with is the Cutty Sark
          E                   G                    D
Yeah, the only that I've been sleepin' with is the Cutty Sark

Solo over verse

          G                D
And don't   slap me with a suit
  G                D
I   swear I didn't breach
      G                D
Don't   slap me with a suit
              E                  G                         D
You wrote our friends that I'm a leach, but you're just confused
              E                  G                         D
You wrote our friends that I'm a leach, but you're just confused
              E                  G                     D
You wrote our friends that I'm a leach.  I hope you're confused

added:5/14/2002